![[Turles, in anticipation]](saiyans/turles-anticipation.jpg)
I have mentioned my loud-mouthed, arrogant, obnoxious cousin Turles, haven't I? Obviously, he's from my father's side of the family. Like I said before, on my timeline, he got vaporized with Vegetasai, but on some alternate timeline, he managed to survive and cause all kinds of trouble before Kakarott put a stop to it--and him.
*Chuckle* Still bitching, I see. You never could stand that I was better than you.
Is that why you're dead and I'm not?
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![[Turles, wondering]](saiyans/turles-hmmm.jpg)
You're alive, Raditz, and you came back to Hell? Sometimes I wonder about your brains, kid. You sure you weren't the one dropped on his head as a baby?
You know damn well I had my reasons. Remember Deputy?
![[Turles angry]](saiyans/turles-angry.jpg)
Oh, yeah--"Whatever the hell that is, kill it!" Hey, I hear that other Kakarott had a talent for pissing me off...
![[Turles beats Goku]](saiyans/beating-goku.jpg)
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![[Goku under Turles boot]](saiyans/goku-heel.jpg)
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Looks like you treated Kakarott just like you used to treat me during my Guards training...
Yep, you're still bitching.
![[Turles misses]](saiyans/turles-attack2.jpg)
![[Turles lost someone]](saiyans/turles-huh.jpg)
![[Turles about to get hurt]](saiyans/turles-ohoh.jpg)
Uh-oh, looks like Kakarott wasn't quite so easy to beat up as me... Heh.
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![[Turles with Gohan]](saiyans/turles-gohan3.jpg)
Tough guy, beating up on a six-year-old.
![[Turles, smirking]](saiyans/turles-evilsmirk.jpg)
Shall we talk about the time you kidnapped the brat, eh, cousin?
Let's not--this is about you, not me.
![[Turles attacks]](saiyans/turles-attack3.jpg)
![[Turles loses it]](saiyans/turles-loosing.jpg)
![[Turles about to die]](saiyans/turles-aboutto-die.jpg)
I'm more interested in what happened here... What did happen?
Looks like I lost.
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